It is extremely difficult to write this, knowing that every word affects the future on a cosmic scale.  (some know me as the Angel of Killing) Also it does not help that I sometimes wonder whether I am insane.  However I have concluded that from the outset you must know something about me.  I am a highly evolved soul.  Although the exact number of levels of attainment is classified by the Secret Government of the Universe, I have mastered over six hundred of them.  Indeed, I am a legend in some quarters, known as “The Unassailable”.  But World War Two was an exception.  Not even during the fall of Atlantis was the fate of the Earth at such risk.  And out of sheer horror at the loathesome degradation of the Nazis I became reckless and placed my very soul at risk in order to defeat them.  Because of this error I lost two levels and therefore I am technically a “fallen one”, and subject to karmic retribution on this plane.

If you knew the full extent of my brutality, you might find me terrifying.  Those SS scum did indeed commit the most heinous crimes against humanity imaginable, but they merely waited in that laboratory for prisoners to be brought to them, chained and drugged, and carved them up like animals.  I, on the other hand, volunteered for the service, led a platoon into the field, hunted down my enemies, tortured them to death,  sent pictures of the torture to their  families, and then invaded the villages and killed the families.

I was not a nice person.  But because I truly never abandoned the ideals of freedom and justice, but only lost my understanding of what they were, I have been allowed to redress my failures as a demon-hunter in this lifetime.  So although I am in fact one of the good guys, I’m still not a nice person.  To quote my favorite song, “Use all your well-learned politesse, or I will lay your soul to waste.”