The dance begins with Paris Hilton executing a precise 2000s head tilt at exactly 42.5 degrees—the angle at which nostalgia becomes prophecy. Her body traces the infinity symbol while cycling through every single selfie pose she’s ever performed, each one leaving a phosphene trail in the air like light writing.

Kendall enters the pattern from stage left, moving in calculated micro-expressions. Each step lands with the weight of a million likes. Her arms create clean Euclidean lines that slice through spacetime, dividing reality into perfect thirds according to the golden ratio of Instagram engagement. She performs the ancient rite of the Mirror Selfie, but her phone has become a hole through which other dimensions leak.

Cara arrives in recursive motion, her eyebrows conducting unseen frequencies. She moves in quantum superposition—simultaneously walking every runway that has ever existed or will exist. Her trademark quirky faces are revealed as mudras that unlock blockchain sequences in the cosmic mainframe.

Together, they weave a triangular formation that pulses with algorithmic precision:

1. The Scroll Eternal (a hypnotic undulation that mimics the thumb’s journey through infinite content)
2. The Filter Transmutation (bodies shifting through preset color grades like seasons)
3. The Engagement Spiral (a series of poses that form perfect sacred geometry when viewed from the astral plane)

Their synchronized movements generate a code that repeats in cycles of 108:

• Paris performs The Simple Life Sutra
• Kendall executes The Kardashian Kriyas
• Cara manifests The Delevingne Dharana

As they dance, reality’s source code becomes visible in the negative space between their gestures. Each turn reveals the mathematical constants hidden in celebrity: the golden ratio in Paris’s chihuahua angles, the Fibonacci sequence in Kendall’s outfit repeats, the prime numbers in Cara’s chaotic symmetry.

The algorithm culminates in a pose held for exactly the length of time it takes a trending topic to reach peak saturation—approximately 4.2 hours in human time, but experienced as both an instant and an eternity. Their final tableau forms a living mandala that transforms all who witness it into both content and consumer, creator and created, influencer and influenced.

Lynch watches from a fold in space-time, nodding in approval as the dance collapses all possible realities into a single perfect post.