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Daily Archives: October 20, 2016
HOW TO BUY GIFTS FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: Buy something that reminds you of their personality; loud, flashy, exciting, and colorful. Tickets to a concert, extravagant jewelry, the newest gadgets, or a knife set for cooking.
Taurus: As lovers of pleasure and luxury, shopping for them isn’t difficult. An aged, expensive red wine, gold jewelry, fine chocolate, or anything cashmere would make them happy.
Gemini: Easily bored, you’re going to have to work a bit more to keep their attention. Books on travel and languages, cameras, or cell phone accessories would be ideal.
Cancer: They are very appreciative people, but they’ll love the extra effort you put in. Anything homemade, perhaps a bit of memorabilia such as a photograph, silver jewelry, cooking sets, or a spa kit would be lovely.
Leo: Leo’s need to feel special, but they’re also very gracious recipients. Gold jewelry, vibrant clothes, makeup, and gourmet foods have their heart.
Virgo: If they can’t use it everyday, then it’s probably not the best gift for them. Anything practical, or makes their life easier, would keep them happy. Mystery books have a special place in their life as well.
Libra: When picking something, think beautiful. Some foolproof choices include candles, LUSH products, flowers, and designer clothing.
Scorpio: Never one to get visibly excited for gifts, it’s easier to shop for them than you think. Among their many pleasures include cult classic movies, dark jewelry, lingerie, perhaps incense.
Sagittarius: Their biggest pleasure comes from the surprise and tearing open the wrapping paper. Other hits besides wrapping paper and bows include anything exotic, books, tickets to art museums, and anything unusual.
Capricorn: Literally anything but a surprise party. However, you could also get them something simple and nice, like earth toned clothing, a homemade dinner, or a monogrammed bathrobe. They love personal touches!
Aquarius: Try to avoid anything plain. They enjoy special, one of a kind gifts, such as artwork, a telescope, metallic clothing, literature, concert tickets, or maybe even a pet fish.
Pisces: Anything having to do with the arts, the metaphysical, spiritual, and intellectual will be appreciated. Try selecting something creative and unique, like canvases and paintbrushes, a Himalayan salt lamp, crystals, or vinyl music records.
THINGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THE SIGNS
Aries: Waking up at the crack of dawn, being so excited you can’t sleep, watching a rated R movie for the first time, motorcycles in the middle of the night, sunrises, going up on a roller coaster.
Taurus: Bakeries, quintessential country homes, black lights, hookah pens, growing your own veggies and herbs, pinky promises, best friend necklaces, lie detectors, being drunk in your lover’s arms, goodbyes.
Gemini: Retro cartoons, mismatched socks, laughing so hard you can’t finish your own joke, triple-dog-dares, staring contests, Twister, when it rains but the sun is still out, trying to cure hiccups.
Cancer: Ice cream, cashmere blankets, the crash of waves, palm readings, big blue eyes, warmth, the sound of laugher, healing crystals, never letting go, looking for seashells, sea glass.
Leo: Falling asleep in the sun, being at the bottom of the pool, sighs, adrenaline, stage lights, broken glass, gold and silver, the smell of new clothes, popsicles, jelly shoes.
Virgo: The smell of hand sanitizer, french manicures, acetone, white walls, bubble wrap, wooden furniture, small plants, perfect French braids, words tattooed in Chinese, the beach at night, achieving Feng Shui.
Libra: Metallic surfaces, curves on a woman, weddings, receiving a bouquet of flowers, edible fruit arrangements, New York Fashion Week, girl’s night outs, colorful cocktails with cute parasols, lounging poolside.
Scorpio: Midnight, tarot cards, horror movies, primal love, power outages, dripping candle wax, playing an instrument alone, TV glitches, dying flowers, deer running through the woods, red wine, cinnamon buns.
Sagittarius: Biting your nails, needing to catch your breath, old Disney TV shows, relay races, going down a roller coaster, when the air plane first takes off, watching the waves from a cruise balcony, waterslides.
Capricorn: Aquariums, sitting in the back of math class, farmer’s markets, concerts with your best friend, meaningful jewelry, apology texts, working backstage, drunken conversations, Menthol cigarettes, snowy days.
Aquarius: Disappearances, Area 51, galaxies, conspiracy theories, black coffee, pets, parasailing, hangliding, monuments, rainforests, snowflake photography, hot stone massages, acupuncture, Fiji Water.
Pisces: Marianas Trench, matching tattoos, jazz music, traces of glitter from your lover, prom night, watching the stars, concerts, crying of joy, falling in love, psychic abilities, sunsets, white sheets.
I”m experimenting with ways to post to tumblr. I tried an audio post this afternoon via the 1-800 line, but it didn’t work. I just took this picture with my tablet. I plan to write a whole article about how utterly full of crap this cover story is, and tabloids are in general, and how a lot of people who write for them are a lower form of life. There’s a situation in America that may kill everything left of our way of life, where the worst slime of all of us get on the web and dominate the reporting because no one else wants to bother to write about what’s going on. This tabloid mentality is the reason Trump could get the Republican nomination and the reason he’s going to continue to be a force in American politics.
It’s so much worse than the days before the web.
I can remember when tabloids weren’t taken seriously. Up through the 1980′s the mainstream just ignored them. But then the economics of mass media shifted and the National Enquirer and other such magazines became a serious influence in popular culture – and popular culture has suffered as a result. The dumbing down of America is complete, and the bad guys won. Our shared existence as Americans is taking place at the bottom of a river of media sewage and mentally it’s driving people back into the dark ages.
Even if I can’t do anything about it, posting like this on the web is helping me to keep myself from getting dragged down with everybody else, so I’m going to continue.
WHAT THE SIGNS THINK OF HAVING A ONE NIGHT STAND
Aries: It’s almost like an actual commitment for them
Taurus: They’re easily distressed by not waking up next to the person they went to bed with
Gemini: Probably has a bet going on with their friends to see how many one night stands they can fit into one night
Cancer: “Well they’re going to leave me anyways so let’s make this quick”
Leo: Thinks they’re doing the world a favor by spreading their love around.
Virgo: Absolute fave thing to do despite what the name implies
Libra: “It doesn’t count as a one night stand if they bought me a drink right? It’s almost a date come on”
Scorpio: HELL YEAH
Sagittarius: Makes sure to leave before the Feds show up
Capricorn: If they’re not getting paid, they’re not really feeling it
Aquarius: It’s almost like an experiment for Aquas…the more territory they cover, the more accurate their database will be
Pisces: One night stand? They just thought it was called “stress relieving”
‘Silence’: First Look at Adam Driver in Martin Scorsese’s Long-Gestating Drama
If Star Wars: The Force Awakens was going to win anything at the last Oscars outside of the technical awards, the only legitimate award that could have been handed out would have been to Adam Driver for his galvanic supporting performance as Kylo Ren.
📸 @tangerineyum // because every so often you find a gem in this industry and his guy is one fucking solid guy that I consider a dear friend ❤️ thanks for being there for me man hugs 😘





